Once upon a time, this man met this woman, got married and decided to procreate. 8 months later, a very cute (albeit fat and bald) little girl was born.
Now, Giulia with a G, is a key figure in the LLH. She won sexiest voice, although everyone disagrees. She looks at the three other musicians and shakes her head and gives "real" advice and direction. Giulia is not a musician and is reminded of that fact at every meeting with the LLH crew. The other three sometimes make her feel like she has a disability but Giulia knows that it's not true.
Now, Giulia with a G, is a key figure in the LLH. She won sexiest voice, although everyone disagrees. She looks at the three other musicians and shakes her head and gives "real" advice and direction. Giulia is not a musician and is reminded of that fact at every meeting with the LLH crew. The other three sometimes make her feel like she has a disability but Giulia knows that it's not true.
Her favourite line is "i can do that" which makes even scary Lionel stop for a second and smile. Giulia has A LOT of friends, but by the end of the LLH, she will probably have none, as she gets so tired that she ditches them after work. Giulia's mind is very healthy, but she has a lot of "body" issues. If you asked her, she could entertain you for hours talking about things like the balls in her nose, and the disc in her back. She also takes a HUGE amount of drugs *legal* which makes Asami shake her head and say "Giulia, you need to do some yoga it will fix everything" but will she ever listen? If you get to know Giulia, you will come to realise that she is incredibly busy. She multi-tasks like no one else and yet she keeps her promises and still has time to make those around her feel happy. (paragraph contributed by Superstar Asami)
Giulia molded her life based on advice from the wisest person she knows, her father. She learned success by surrounding herself with people who were smarter (Lionel, Kevin, Asami :p) and listening to them. And she accepts that everyone is smarter about something than she is. Although not a musician, she is very versatile and talented at many things. Here are some of her fine talents - writing up 2000 word essays in 2 hours, blowing spit bubbles, talking like Mr Bean, making monkey faces and tripping over nothing. WOW she is so accomplished in life!
Giulia molded her life based on advice from the wisest person she knows, her father. She learned success by surrounding herself with people who were smarter (Lionel, Kevin, Asami :p) and listening to them. And she accepts that everyone is smarter about something than she is. Although not a musician, she is very versatile and talented at many things. Here are some of her fine talents - writing up 2000 word essays in 2 hours, blowing spit bubbles, talking like Mr Bean, making monkey faces and tripping over nothing. WOW she is so accomplished in life!
Hi Giulia. I see cleavage! Woohoo! Hahahahaha and please write your first 1000 words now please (:
ReplyDelete- yiching`
hi
ReplyDeleteyea the pickiing up boys thing isnt here.....
giulia not a real musician LOL. but she can burp the alphabet
-steph
why did you start your post with your parents having sex, giu!
ReplyDeleteoh no image in my mind of auntie and uncle image in my mind of auntie and uncle
and since everyone is talking about it, yea seducing boys especially the foreign ones is your talent ;)
Giulia! I must see this 'picking up boys' talent of yours in action!
ReplyDeletehello giulia. As you know this is my 2nd try. Anway this blog remind me of your voice msg: "HI, please leave me a msg, No one msges me, not even my mother"
ReplyDeleteAnd the guys name was Ricky, W. The guys giulia flirted with. Hahahaha i am talking crap here partly because i have been awake for more than 20 hours!!!!! OMG essays are killing me. Anyway GiuLia is pretty (she secretly wants me to say this).
DAN
not only seduce boys... :P
ReplyDeleteLionel! The accusations are false! I do not know these people. They are strangers, only here to spoil the good reputation i have so painstakingly built for myself.
ReplyDeletehahaha giulia u are so so funny. you got away with writing a whole blog post about yourself in third person and all anyone's commented on so far was that you missed out mentioning an extra skill/talent you have that you don't even need physical presence to perform. anyway giulia is pretty.. please come over for three hours to help me write my 2500 word essay! hahahahaahhaa
ReplyDeletehave you been cheating on me! who's Ricky!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou have so many other talents that you didnt write about. and although you cheated on me so many times before, i'm going to be a true friend and not write them. one of them starts with M and ends with N :p
and hey daphney lol. Giulia's extra skill is all talent!
ReplyDeleteyou do make really good monkey faces. also hippo ones. actually many really really retarded ones. you are also really talented at remembering stupid things like funny percentages haha
ReplyDeletehello strangers,
ReplyDeleteyiching: i dont even have 2 words yet, oh no!
steph: thanks! burping the alphabet is indeed a musical ability
rachel: i will tell my parents you said hi :p
dan: i didnt flirt with ricky. he asked me a question, i responded. its called being polite :)
nicole: he he he he he he he he
dee: it was so hard writing about myself! i was stuck for so long and had to get Asami to write about me (middle paragraph) if i wrote about myself, i wouldnt tell people i had balls in my nose -_-
jamie: ricky is a barista that i ordered coffee from and all my friends scolded me for talking to him (I WAS WAITING FOR MY COFFEE!!!!!) i didnt even know his name but my friends checked the receipt to see who served me to find out his name. see they are the ones that are interested! i dont even know what word starts with M and ends with N. Moon?
Anon: who's this haha. i thought you were vivien but i just asked and you're not *shifty eyed* my hippo face is so stupid hahah i think its the ugliest face i make haha. its a "i wouldn't hit that" face.
Giulia, you really should write a book on how to pick guys up.
ReplyDeleteLike I know you do it effortlessly, but I'm sure you have some tricks under your sleeve (;
Write a book, but pls dont say "have my face and body" because unfortunately, not all of us are that "blessed" :( and plastic surgery and lipo cost a lot of money.
Also, I totally laughed at the monkey comment!
And I am also laughing at how you wrote your own "profile" hahaha (;
BUT I LOVE YOU STILL!
-V-
VIVIN!
ReplyDeleteI WILL NEVER SAY "HAVE MY FACE AND BODY"
everyone is going to think i'm an ass. wth wth.